The year was 1961. During those halcyon days, life was simple. Young boys went to school, played baseball, and (apparently) hitchhiked a ride home only to be ensnared by a sick, dangerous homosexual.

“Then during lunch, Ralph showed Jimmy some pornographic pictures. Jimmy knew he shouldn’t be interested, but, well, he was curious. What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick — a sickness that wasn’t visible like smallpox — but no less dangerous and contagious. A sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual: a person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex.”

Thanks to Sid Davis Productions, we learned how to deal with these evil homosexuals. Thanks to the Prelinger Archive for this unintentionally hysterical and/or frightening look back to the days before being gay was ok.

- Good enough for Scott Hunter, good enough for you! -
UnderArmor

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